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| Bushism | While our writers were gone, Democratic candidates Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama declared their support for the writers' strike. Meanwhile, President Bush announced he's in favor of a readers' strike. | |
| Queasy | Astronauts on board the International Space Station are trying to fix the machine that turns urine into drinking water. Well, actually, the urine converter was fixed days ago, but the astronauts keep saying, "You try it." "No, you try it." - (talk show host) |
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